by Alexis Carey
AFTER months of waiting and a few false starts, Amazon Australia has finally arrived.
And so far, it is living up to its reputation as being a supplier of some of the wackiest stuff money can buy.
With millions of items just a few clicks away, we've trawled through the site and rounded up a list of some of the craziest items so you don't have to.
Just in case you were in the market for a mermaid tattoo sleeve ...
COFFEE MAKES ME POOP GUM
For the person who has everything?
HOLY FAMILY STATUE
MERMAID TATTOO SLEEVE
Nothing says "tough guy" like a fake sleeve, right?
DAPPER DOG COSTUME
If Fido could do with a style upgrade.
INFLATABLE HOT TUB
Seems risky, but OK ...
UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER
Definitely not PC.
Because we all know unicorns are having a moment.
For the new-age enthusiasts, a Dowsing Feng Shui Smooth Cone Aqua Aura Pendulum Chain.
THE PEE ZORB
"A super absorbent powder that turns your dog's urine into an easy to clean gel".
'THE HANGOVER' BOBBLE HEAD
The 'Alan' Talking Bobble Head says memorable phrases such as: "I'm not supposed to be within 200 feet of a school", "Tigers love pepper … they hate cinnamon" and "There's a jungle cat in the bathroom!"
If you're planning a trip down the aisle soon.