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What to use in 'loo' of toilet paper?

premium_icon What to use in 'loo' of toilet paper?

With stocks of loo paper running low, I glanced around the room.

Peter Patter: 'Let's make Australia great again!'

Peter Patter: 'Let's make Australia great again!'

Patter: Move Parliament House to Table Top Mountain.

PETER PATTER: Political correctness fine, just not here

PETER PATTER: Political correctness fine, just not here

Australians used to be known for their larrikin ways.

Judge Judy has nothing on Toowoomba’s courts

Judge Judy has nothing on Toowoomba’s courts

Judge Judy earns $47 million but our courts are more exciting